Nice Quotes..

• Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

• Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee...

• "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the Wife!"

• I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried but they Wanted cash...

• A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased New school uniforms.

• Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

• You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it...

• True friends stab you in the front

• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

• Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

• They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

Start Where you are.......

Life is a search--constant search, a desperate search, a hopeless search, a search for something one knows not. There is a deep urge to seek, but one knows not what one is seeking. And there is a certain state of mind in which whatsoever you get is not going to give you any satisfaction. Frustation seems to be the destiny of humanity because whatsover you get it, it becomes meaningless the very moment you have it. You start searchig again....

The search continues whether you get anything or not. It seems irrelevant --what you have and what you don't have. The poor are searching, the rich are searching, the ill are searching, the well are searching, the powerful are searching, the powerless are searching, the wise are searching, the stupid are searching ane nobody knows what for......

-----------OSHO

Some of the best lines I've read......

Keeping a smile on your face,
When inside you feel like dying,
For the sake of supporting others,
....means Strength

Standing for what you believe in,
Regardless of the odds against you,
And the pressure that tears at your resistance,
....means Courage

Stopping at nothing,
And doing what's in your heart,
You know is right,
....means Determination

Doing more than is Expected,
To make another's life a little more bearable,
Without uttering a single complaint,
....means Compassion

Helping a friend in need,
No matter the time or effort,
To the best of your ability,
...means Loyality

Giving more than you have,
And expecting nothing in return,
But nothing in return,
...means Selflessness

Holding your head high,
And being the best you know you can be,
When life seems to fall apart at your feet,
Facing each difficulty with the confidence,
That time will bring you better tommorow's,
And never giving up,
...means Confidence

To the question of your life,
You are the only Answer.
To the problems of your life,
You are the only Solution.